Bitten by a blue tooth

(I was going through some of my columns I
have written over the years and came across this
one I wrote 15 or so years ago. I had to chuckle and
thought I’d share it again with my readers.)
I was headed into the grocery store when this
nice looking fellow walked up beside me
and commented, “This is some beautiful
weather we’re having.”
“Beautiful; absolutely beautiful. With
this nice weather, the bluegills ought to be
on the beds,” I replied.
“What are your plans for today?” he
asked.
“Well, I’d like to go try the bluegills but
I have this magazine article I’m working
on,” I replied, casting a wary eye toward
this too-friendly stranger.
“Honey, did you want me